Saturday, December 10th, 2011...9:33 am

Republi-cons’ New Family Values

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The 2012 Republicon presidential primary campaign debuts Republicons’ new family values: Marrying the mistress with whom you were unfaithful to your previous wife.


Pictured here, serial adulterer Newt and his latest wife Callista Gingrich. (Is that necklace from Tiffany’s?)


  • If she has any more plastic surgery, she won’t be able to close her eyes and sleep.

  • Well, you know what they say: The price of freedom is eternal vigilance. And if you were married to a serial adulterer, wouldn’t you want to keep your eyes open at all times?

  • How does social excrement like this seem to rise, like buoyant feces and its associated toilet paper, up, up, up through the septic tank that is our political system ? You can put a worthless bauble from Tiffany’s on a turd, but it’s still a turd.

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