Entries from January 2010

Wednesday, January 13th, 2010

Novena Prayer for the Speedy Death of Pat Robertson

Telehypocrite Pat Robertson has announced today that the Haitian earthquake was God’s punishment for Haitians’ making a pact with Satan 200 years ago when they struggled for liberation from the French. (I’m not making this up.) The following prayer is offered for the relief of Haitians and all humanity from this pestilent beast. (To be […]

Wednesday, January 13th, 2010

Google Discovers Testicular Fortitude, Threatens Chinese Coitus Interruptus

Google, the online data monopoly that drew ire of human rights activists when it decided several years ago to agree to filter Chinese searches in order to strike a deal with the government of the Republic of China (a totalitarian political system), has now threatened to withdraw from China after Google’s email systems were hacked […]

Wednesday, January 6th, 2010

Connecting the Dots

Since the Christmas Day airline terrorist attempt, much has been made about the failure of government authorities to “connect the dots”; all the data were known (the dots) but not all parties knew or interepreted the data (connecting). In an attempt to encourage our guardians, I offer the following policy guidance videos.   Connecting the dots: It’s […]